CARTOON OR NO CARTOON

Hello, if we were lucky as children we would get to watch cartoons on a television. I was one of the lucky kids along with my eight other siblings to watch cartoons.

One of the cartoons we were able to witness was when a character stepped on a rake; facing the wrong way, of course.

Well, somebody placed a rake the wrong way by the door as one would walk in! ME!!

I can tell you, it is no, Cartoon. Rather, it hurts like someone slammed you on the head with a baseball bat. And if, you have never been hit in the head with a baseball bat, maybe, falling on your tailbone, from about three feet might give you that feeling.

At first…actually, there is a toss up between blackness or pain; when contact is made, maybe coming together? Then confusion as to what just happened when this noise smothered your ears, causing both hands to grasp your head.

This is not the same as a cartoon. No cartoon!

No cartoon

Day three

It is vital to always place your rakes teeth in.

LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND

What bores you?

Boredom; it comes in many forms, having nothing to do, no place to go, or watching someone else watch sports on television.

What bores me? I will tell you what bores me.

I can get as bored as hell starting to freeze on a hot summer day, while stuck somewhere with people wasting precious moments, when we could be anywhere else dancing or singing or playing hopscotch, while they are stuck in the past arguing about some silly thing they did as kids.

Holy God. Please get me out of here before I blow this popsicle stand!

But you know how it goes. Until they all agree on the one same story, I must sit and wait until every dog tooth is pulled, or I stand with a resounding voice and call, “Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”

The end.